Smart Cowboy

  • A cowboy rode his horse up to the saloon
  • All the patrons gawked as they watched the cowboy kiss his horse on the butt before coming in to order a drink
  • The bartender served the cowboy and said, "mind if I ask, why'd ya kiss yer horse on the butt?"
  • The cowboy took a drink and said, "yeah, it's cause I got chapped lips."
  • The bartender asked, "does the manure help them heal?"
  • The cowboy replied, "Nope, but it keeps me from licking them!"

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  1. AnonymousSeptember 4, 2008 at 7:44 PM

    dude! thats gross!


    and ya i liked the cd, it's awesome!

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