- A cowboy rode his horse up to the saloon
- All the patrons gawked as they watched the cowboy kiss his horse on the butt before coming in to order a drink
- The bartender served the cowboy and said, "mind if I ask, why'd ya kiss yer horse on the butt?"
- The cowboy took a drink and said, "yeah, it's cause I got chapped lips."
- The bartender asked, "does the manure help them heal?"
- The cowboy replied, "Nope, but it keeps me from licking them!"